why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
whoever created chinese food is my hero
probably the chinese
I love this idea SO MUCH.
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality